Hello. My name is Afshawn. I’m 22 years old and I have one white hair in the worst possible location.

Hello. My name is Afshawn. I’m 22 years old and I have one white hair in the worst possible location.

Random Thoughts:

  1. New York was lovely, as usually.
  2. San Diego is cold and rainy, not per usual.
  3. I finally started watching Mad Men. It’s good. Though Don angers me sometimes and Pete is such a d-bag.
  4. Today is the best day ever. But the news isn’t official yet, so I ain’t saying a word until it is. I’ve been so vague lately; I’m sorry.
  5. A few hours till Persian New Year!!!
  6. Friday is the one year anniversary of something I’d rather not think about. I can’t believe it’s been a year already.
  7. Starting Friday, I’m on 5 day telephonic standby for jury duty. Part of me wants to get picked so I don’t have to go to work. My company pays for up to 20 days in full before I have to start taking time off. Not too shabby.
  8. My fantasy baseball auction style draft is on Sunday. I have no idea what I’m doing.
  9. In the time frame of 1 week, I’ve gone from not liking the taste of coffee to becoming addicted.
  10. This post has taken me 30 minutes to write, so I’m just going to hit “Create Post” now.

This made me laugh so much harder than it should of

This made me laugh so much harder than it should of

(Source: lycaonomnom)

Today may have been the longest day, and I may have only accomplished half the things I set out to do (but, let’s be honest, I was overachieving anyways), and I may have been in a fit of rage and sadness from 5:09pm - 5:37pm, but it’s all good because I now own the coolest apron (& kitchen timer & mug) thanks to my awesome cousins AND I get to go home in 2 days AND my boyfriend is officially a college graduate.

Today may have been the longest day, and I may have only accomplished half the things I set out to do (but, let’s be honest, I was overachieving anyways), and I may have been in a fit of rage and sadness from 5:09pm - 5:37pm, but it’s all good because I now own the coolest apron (& kitchen timer & mug) thanks to my awesome cousins AND I get to go home in 2 days AND my boyfriend is officially a college graduate.

Hard Decision #927:

Picking between chocolate and salami

Ah, sweet relief.

My feet hurt all the time. Probably cause I wear bad shoes and don’t have good posture and whatever else my parents say.

ANYWAYS. I discovered the best foot massager the other day when my pill bottle fell under my desk and I used my foot to grab it:

Put a pill bottle on the ground, put your foot on top, and roll that bad boy. The more pressure the better. It feels so good.

That is all. Back to procrastinating.

The Power of the Juice

I have this weird thing where I feel guilty if I drink orange juice on a regular basis. Strange, I know. But it’s because growing up, my brother would drink a lot of orange juice. It got to the point that my parents had to tell him to cut back because it’s full of sugar and would ruin his appetite. So I’ve been unconsciously (well, I suppose I’m aware of it) conditioned to not drink orange juice…like ever. I pretty much only drink water or tea.

The only time I feel justified in drinking orange juice is when I’m sick. I guzzle that shit down. I remember one particular sickness freshmen year I had an entire carton of orange juice - in an hour and half. I usually don’t have an appetite when I’m sick, so it provides much needed calories in addition to being a huge placebo effect.

Only downside? The citrus makes my throat all scratchy. But it’s just so tasty. I can’t stop.

So you know how they make the small, individual $1 cartons of ice cream now?

I just bought chocolate chocolate chip instead of regular chocolate chip by accident.

I am not upset by this at all.