To buy or not to buy? Pros: I have a $75 gift card; I’d complete my Seinfeld DVD collection Cons: …I’ve got nothing

To buy or not to buy?

Pros: I have a $75 gift card; I’d complete my Seinfeld DVD collection

Cons: …I’ve got nothing

That is damn good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don’t even smell! That’s right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don’t smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That’s Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.
Kramer
I wish I could pull a George Costanza and nap under my desk.

It’s only 830 & I’ve already expressed my deepest desires for today to Mike (via alex-lately)

I have thought this many times at work. Underneath my desk on the left side of my cubicle is perfect for some naps. Some days, I really think I can get away with it, too.

thedailywhat:

Retrailer of the Day: Professional Seineld trailer re-cutter TRMUS1C presents: If Seinfeld were a movie about Jerry’s plot to take over the world with George as his sidekick.

Check out TRMUS1C other Seinfeld trailers here.

[thd.]

This is awesome. Thrice is the “trailer” music too! Haha

(Source: thedailywhat)

dailyseinfeld: GEORGE: I don’t even drink wine. I drink Pepsi.ELAINE: You can’t bring Pepsi.GEORGE: Why not?ELAINE: Because we’re adults?GEORGE: You telling me that wine is better than Pepsi? Huh, no way wine is better than Pepsi.JERRY: I’m telling you George, I don’t think we want to walk in there and put a big plastic jug of Pepsi on the table.George: I just don’t like the ideas that every time there is a dinner invitation there’s this annoying little chore that goes along with it.JERRY: You know, you’re getting to be an annoying little chore yourself. (via The Dinner Party)

dailyseinfeld:

GEORGE: I don’t even drink wine. I drink Pepsi.
ELAINE: You can’t bring Pepsi.
GEORGE: Why not?
ELAINE: Because we’re adults?
GEORGE: You telling me that wine is better than Pepsi? Huh, no way wine is better than Pepsi.
JERRY: I’m telling you George, I don’t think we want to walk in there and put a big plastic jug of Pepsi on the table.
George: I just don’t like the ideas that every time there is a dinner invitation there’s this annoying little chore that goes along with it.
JERRY: You know, you’re getting to be an annoying little chore yourself.

(via The Dinner Party)

stringstobepulled:

Happy Festivus!

Woo!

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

fasterlittledutchboy:

George isn’t at home: Jason Alexander.

I must be out, or I’d pick up my phone, where could I be?

(Source: itsed)

Fashion 2010 | Was George Costanza the First Hipster?

Yes.

(Source: theswimmerking)

Mother nature is a maaad scientist, Jerry!
Kramer
dailyseinfeld: [phone rings]JERRY: Uh, sorry, Excuse me one second. Hello.TEL: Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service.JERRY: Oh, gee, I can’t talk right now. Why don’t you give me your home number and I’ll call you later. TEL: Uh, I’m sorry we’re not allowed to do that. JERRY: Oh, I guess you don’t want people calling you at home.TEL: No.JERRY: Well now you know how I feel. [Hangs up] (via The Pitch) One of my favorite Sienfeld moments.

dailyseinfeld:

[phone rings]
JERRY: Uh, sorry, Excuse me one second. Hello.
TEL: Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service.
JERRY: Oh, gee, I can’t talk right now. Why don’t you give me your home number and I’ll call you later.
TEL: Uh, I’m sorry we’re not allowed to do that.
JERRY: Oh, I guess you don’t want people calling you at home.
TEL: No.
JERRY: Well now you know how I feel. [Hangs up]

(via The Pitch)

One of my favorite Sienfeld moments.

Seinfeld: The Yada Yada

  • George: You don't think she'd yada yada sex?
  • Elaine: [raising hand] I've yada yada'ed sex.
  • George: Really?
  • Elaine: Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.
  • Jerry: But you yada yada'd over the best part.
  • Elaine: No, I mentioned the bisque.

I feel like George Costanza today

seinfeld:

nevermindthebolex:

tempted to walk out of many rooms just angrily yelling, “ho HO!”

I’ve had days where I’ve felt like this

xackattack: Seinfeld: Summed up in one picture. This is AMAZING.

xackattack:

Seinfeld: Summed up in one picture.

This is AMAZING.

I never get enough sleep. I stay up late at night, cause I’m Night Guy. Night Guy wants to stay up late. ‘What about getting up after five hours sleep?’, oh that’s Morning Guy’s problem. That’s not my problem, I’m Night Guy. I stay up as late as I want. So you get up in the morning, your alarm goes off, you’re exhausted, groggy, oooh you hate that Night Guy! See, Night Guy always screws Morning Guy. There’s nothing Morning Guy can do. The only thing Morning Guy can do is try and oversleep often enough so that Day Guy looses his job and Night Guy has no money to go out anymore.
Jerry Seinfeld

HAPPY FESTIVUS!

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